I got a new scanner. It’s a printer/scanner combo, and I got it free from a friend in exchange for writing him a free poem about donuts. In addition, the weather in Atlanta has been crazy lately. I got a snow day today simply because of fear of what might happen. After last time, I guess the whole state is overcompensating. Well, I am not complaining. Free scanner + day off = perfect storm (if you excuse the expression) for me to scan all my unmentionables—little bits here and there from this notebook or that, things that are not really worth sharing or publishing, but I find amusing for one reason or another.